Noah | January 31, 2009
2 tablespoons olive oil 1 1/2 cups diced onions 1/4 teaspoon kosher salt 1 1/2 cups sour cream 3/4 cup mayonnaise 1/4 teaspoon garlic powder 1/4 teaspoon ground white pepper 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt In a saute pan over medium heat add oil, heat and add onions and salt. Cook the onions until they are [...]
Noah | January 31, 2009
2 slices fresh white bread 1/4 cup milk 3 tablespoons clarified butter, divided 1/2 cup finely chopped onion A pinch plus 1 teaspoon kosher salt 3/4 pound ground chuck 3/4 pound ground pork 2 large egg yolks 1/2 teaspoon black pepper 1/4 teaspoon ground allspice 1/4 teaspoon freshly grated nutmeg 1/4 cup all-purpose flour 3 [...]
Noah | January 31, 2009
8 slices bacon 6 ounces cream cheese 1/2 cup sour cream 1/4 cup plus 1 tablespoon chopped fresh chives 2 tablespoons prepared horseradish 1/2 teaspoon fresh lemon juice 1/4 teaspoon salt Hot pepper sauce, to taste Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Arrange the bacon in a layer on a broiler rack set over [...]
Noah | January 6, 2009
1/2 cup milk 2 1/4 tsp cornstarch 1/2 cup cheddar cheese 3/4 tsp salt 2 tsp butter 1 1/4 cup cooked macaroni Combine milk and cornstarch in a microwave-safe dish and cook for 4 minutes. Add cheese, salt, pepper and butter. Fold in cooked macaroni. Cook, uncovered, for 4 minutes 30 seconds.
I'm a geek...pure and simple. I could survive for 1 minute, 51 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor. I deeply enjoy my caffeine addiction since it is my only real vice. I make friends quickly using my jedi mind tricks to trick people into thinking I'm more fascinating then I actually am. I'm a big mixed up jumble of inconsistencies that somehow all manages to balance out. Above all else, I'm a wandering ninja monkey. 'Nuff said! :)
