Bernie Madoff gets 150 years in prison for instituting the largest Ponzi scheme in history
I’m interested to see where they have him serve out his sentence. I always assumed he was under house arrest (thinking that rich folks don’t serve time in the same way poor folks do). Apparently though he’s been housed in the maximum security Metropolitan Correctional Center next door to the courthouse in which he was on trial. Assuming they stick with that or something similar, I’m totally OK with it.

Subject line of one of the spam messages I received this morning: “Postpone your love bomb’s explosion.”

This is perhaps topped only by the one below it: “Get real rod for doing her avatar fullflavored imponderous.”

There is nothing more that needs to be said.

So the Blackberry update I installed erased all my contacts and I cannot seem to recover them. If you feel I should have your phone number (or would like me to have it anyway), please leave it for me here or email me. All comments screened.