Paleo Menu

Noah | July 11, 2010

Monday Breakfast – Smoothie Lunch – Turkey Chili Dinner – Lasagna Tuesday Breakfast – Veggie Omelet Lunch – Tuna Salad Dinner – Lasagna Wednesday Breakfast – Smoothie Lunch – Turkey Chili Dinner – Fish and veggies Thursday Breakfast – Apple Sauce Lunch – Tuna Salad Dinner – Taco salad Friday Breakfast – Broccoli and Cheddar [...]

Ten Ways to be a Healthier, Maybe Even Sexier Geek

Noah | July 6, 2010

Copied (minus images) from Geeks are Sexy Summer approaches, and if you’re like me, the life of a geek tends to make thoughts of stepping out in front of other people in your bathing suit a little terrifying. Wii Fit aside, many games (*cough*DragonAge*cough*) play to our obsessive sides, and make it so easy to [...]

The 215 Diet

Noah | February 15, 2010

I’m trying a new diet I just made up that I am tentatively dubbing the 215 diet. As I have little to no willpower when it comes to food, I’ve picked February 15th as the optimal time to begin a diet. Between Valentine’s Day and Easter you’ve got 7 weeks of no holidays involving candy. [...]

"About the ninja monkey"

I'm a geek...pure and simple. I could survive for 1 minute, 51 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor. I deeply enjoy my caffeine addiction since it is my only real vice. I make friends quickly using my jedi mind tricks to trick people into thinking I'm more fascinating then I actually am. I'm a big mixed up jumble of inconsistencies that somehow all manages to balance out. Above all else, I'm a wandering ninja monkey. 'Nuff said! :)


My Monkey Mug

Noah