Coconut and Nut Energy Bar

Noah | August 11, 2010

30-40 g creamed coconut 20 g coconut oil 100g nuts and seeds Powder nuts, blend with melted oil and coconut.

Taco Seasoning

Noah | July 21, 2010

1 tablespoon chili powder 1/4 teaspoon garlic powder 1/4 teaspoon onion powder 1/4 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes 1/4 teaspoon dried oregano 1/2 teaspoon paprika 1 1/2 teaspoons ground cumin 1/2 teaspoon sea salt 1 teaspoon black pepper

Grandmamma’s Orange Cake

Noah | June 1, 2010

Courtesy of Chowhound user Tehama Orange Ring Cake 1 c. sugar 1 c. butter * 3 eggs 1 c. sour cream * 1 3/4 c. sifted flour 1 tsp. baking powder 1 tsp. baking soda grated rind of one orange (* please have these ingredients at room temperature) Cream butter and sugar well. Add egg [...]

Healthy “Béarnaise Sauce”

Noah | May 22, 2010

Not exactly Béarnaise, but it’s way healthier and still tastes delicious. 3/4 cup low-fat plain yogurt 4 teaspoons chopped fresh tarragon, or 1 teaspoon dried 1 tablespoon lemon juice 1 tablespoon water 2 teaspoons Dijon mustard Salt & freshly ground pepper, to taste

Monkfish w/ Broccoli & Ginger

Noah | May 3, 2010

1 tbs. butter 1 leek trimmed and chopped 2 cloves of garlic finely minced 1/2 inch ginger peeled and chopped 1 roasted red pepper chopped 3 heads of broccoli broken into small florets 1 lb monkfish 1/2 tsp tumeric 2/3 cup chicken broth 1/2 cup mild cheese (I used cheddar) Melt the butter in a [...]

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I'm a geek...pure and simple. I could survive for 1 minute, 51 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor. I deeply enjoy my caffeine addiction since it is my only real vice. I make friends quickly using my jedi mind tricks to trick people into thinking I'm more fascinating then I actually am. I'm a big mixed up jumble of inconsistencies that somehow all manages to balance out. Above all else, I'm a wandering ninja monkey. 'Nuff said! :)


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