Dear House,
Please take better care of yourself so your internal organs stop breaking. I’ve grown very fond of your spleen which I will henceforth refer to as “Air Conditioning” and would like to see it thrive and continue to function rather then freezing up and not working (like last night). Also if you could see to it that your superior vena cava, which we’ll call “Clothes Dryer” would actually dry my clothes instead of just blowing cold air, that would be just keen. I know you’re busy with those projects you’re working on, but you’ve really let yourself go. Good luck in slimming down for the end of summer.
Yours truly,
Me
