It turns out if you come out of a parking garage carrying a mouse in a have-a-heart trap, people look at you funny. If you set the mouse down, explain to it that it will be fine and instruct it where the locations of the best restaurants are in the Kendall Square area, people *really* look at you funny. When the mouse sits there staring up at you and patiently listens to everything you have to say and doesn’t run off until you say “See, I told you that you’d be fine…now go make some new friends” people just want nothing to do with you. Clearly Doctor Dolittle had a rough time of things.
There’s a reason God invented the spell-checker. For instance when someone sends a message out to the entire company stating that “Whoever has been felching milk from the main kitchen needs to stop doing so,” this kind of thing can be avoided if spell check is run.
Admittedly the visuals have made me want to give up dairy for awhile…or avoid entering the main kitchen for that matter, so I guess it wasn’t a total loss.
I swear, some of the email transcriptions I get from Google Voice messages are magical.
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